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I'm not in the NZG, I'm a Vigilante
*catches incoming shuriken with teeth and vanishes into the mist*


*steadies hand* *places crosshair from his m82a1 on Dr.Trey* *fires and blows his top half of his body apart as it "vanishes into the mist"*

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Dr. Trey Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:19 am Post subject:

I'm not in the NZG, I'm a Vigilante
*catches incoming shuriken with teeth and vanishes into the mist*


*steadies hand* *places crosshair from his m82a1 on Dr.Trey* *fires and blows his top half of his body apart as it "vanishes into the mist"*
*pats Bigdaddy on back* Nice shot!!!

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problem solved :D

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*Walks up to corpse of stray dog*
"dude... thermal scopes suck"
*Jumps back into time rift*

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*Looks at the corpse of the dead dog that my bullet went through after killing Dr.Trey* *Wow that wiener dog got OWNED* *...walks away and ignores the space geek talking about a time rift*



Just playing btw dont get pissed off :D

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Hmm.. the unicorn guarding the time rift didnt kill trey with its mystical warp energies..

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you break your computer and 2 weeks later 2 pages go by man i got alot of reading to do on all my forums

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Our team of scientists has been hard at work and has produced the following:

Lava Cannon

What possible method of defense could even begin to protect a person from lava fired at them from a cannon? Plate mail? Bullet-proof vest? Another human? Please. All that shit will melt when you attack someone with a lava cannon, and so will they. Throw your cannonballs and clowns in the garbage, because lava is the only thing that should be fired from cannons.

Research in the field of physics has shown that a lava cannon is possible. The prototype for the lava cannon, called the "red dyed vinegar and baking soda cannon", was produced by a team of college students. Although the red dyed vinegar and baking soda cannon was found to be incapable of causing damage, it was found to be very capable of making the dean crap his pants. Twice.

Because lava melts everything, one major obstacle of the lava cannon is what do you make the lava cannon out of? Many scientists believe that the only possible solution is to build the lava cannon out of lava. The second obstacle is where will the lava cannon sit if it is made entirely of lava. The solution to this is that lava cannons can only be used on planets made entirely of lava. Or the sun.


Canons that shoot Tanks that shoot eggs that grow big and hatch into a shotgun, a catapult and a Super soaker. The super soaker shoots a swarm of nanobots that shoot acid that electricutes the enemy while it melts. The Shotgun shoots lasers that turn into swords that shoot seeds that grow into samurais that use the swords. The Catapult throws lemmons that shoot Robotic lobstermooses which shoot mini-Deathstars that shoot lasers that turn enemies into canons that shoot Tanks that shoot eggs that grow big and hatch into a shotgun, a catapult and a Super soaker. The super soaker shoots a swarm of nanobots that shoot acid that electricutes the enemy while it melts. The Shotgun shoots lasers that turn into swords that shoot seeds that grow into samurais that use the swords. The Catapult throws lemmons that shoot Robotic lobstermooses which shoot mini-Deathstars that shoot lasers that turn enemies into canons that shoot Tanks that shoot eggs that grow big and hatch into a shotgun, a catapult and a Super soaker. The super soaker shoots a swarm of nanobots that shoot acid that electricutes the enemy while it melts. The Shotgun shoots lasers that turn into swords that shoot seeds that grow into samurais that use the swords. The Catapult throws lemmons that shoot Robotic lobstermooses which shoot mini-Deathstars that shoot lasers that turn enemies into canons that shoot Tanks that shoot eggs that grow big and hatch into a shotgun, a catapult and a Super soaker. The super soaker shoots a swarm of nanobots that shoot acid that electricutes the enemy while it melts. The Shotgun shoots lasers that turn into swords that shoot seeds that grow into samurais that use the swords. The Catapult throws lemmons that shoot Robotic lobstermooses which shoot mini-Deathstars that shoot lasers that turn enemies into canons that shoot Tanks that shoot eggs that grow big and hatch into a shotgun, a catapult and a Super soaker. The super soaker shoots a swarm of nanobots that shoot acid that electricutes the enemy while it melts. The Shotgun shoots lasers that turn into swords that shoot seeds that grow into samurais that use the swords. The Catapult throws lemmons that shoot Robotic lobstermooses which shoot mini-Deathstars that shoot lasers that turn enemies into lemmings that explode

This weapon really doesn't need any explaining...

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LOL. Good work as always DerMann! At this rate we'll be ready for the robot, ninja pirates that will attack after we rid the world of the zombie menace.

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LOL LMAO......although i dont believe dermann thought this up :D

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hey derman can i get a box of 9mm Multi-purpose bullet

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You have to fill out requisition for R-0294MPB, and inent form I-8532MPB, then after the review board goes over your forms, and agrees that you do indeed need 9mm Mult-Purpose Bullets, then you will be granted one box of 17 Multi-purpose bullets in the calibre of 9mm.

If there was a Level 3 or higher zombie outbreak, then you could pretty much just grab some, but seeing that we are in a neutral time, you must go through the beuracracy.

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And the red tape...




Oh, im please to announce that out new and imporved underground bunkers have been fitted with all the comforts of a mall! Now to relax, one must simpily walk down to the coffe shop, then go back to the station.



It is hoped that these improvements will triple morale.


AND, we have Sox working 20/5 on making tasty treats in the kitchens.



A memo will be sent out with more details.

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one thing i have to say about the shark suit... what if their are smart zombies with chainsaws and other pointy things?


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no such thing as a smart zombie thats just a myth!

der it seems your doing the job i gave you well oh yeah i got a question.

in what calibres can you get those rounds?

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Uh, which ones do you want them in?

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DerMann wrote:
Uh, which ones do you want them in?



.357 H&H Magnum >_< .... Or in .577 NE. I wanna try out my "Zombie Cannon" with some of that fancy ammo you got there.



Double rifles ftw :D

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Fill out the forms.

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*spends several hours filling out forms*


Mmmk... here ya go. *hands forms over to Der*

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Alright, here you go. One box of 13 .375 Holland and Holland Magnum MPB's and one box of 13 .577 Nitro Express MPB's. Enjoy hunting werewolves/zombies/superman/vampires.

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